Good Foundation Is Key

Over ¾ of women wear the wrong shade of foundation. Quite frankly, it’s the thing girls fuck up the most – with Ru-Paul-esque consequences. It’s a lot of dramatic irony with regards to the applicationfail; notably the bourgeois inability to accept the less is more principle.

I don’t understand how our culture has arrived to create [...]

Expectant Life

As some of you know: the last few weeks for me have be complete and utter crap.
My current dissociated state has opened a realist perspective to me, and it’s fucking with my psyche.
I would like to focus on a thought I had:

“He’s clearly oblivious to how shitty life really is.”
Expectation. Something we all have. Lord [...]

The Second Coming

The new season of American Idol has cemented two things in my mind: firstly, that there is a myriad of talentless people out there who have somehow been tricked into believing that they can be the next Susan Boyle.
Secondly, that I love love love Victoria Beckham.
For some reason she has been “panned” by critics; allegedly [...]